WTF IS WELLNESS?
WTF Is Wellness Anyway?
Because somewhere along the way, drinking water became a personality.
18 September 2026 · 6 min read
READ MORE →A LITTLE WELLNESS. A LITTLE CHAOS.
LESS RUSH.
MORE GLOW.
A lot of figuring it out as we go. Welcome to my corner of the internet — real life, real revamps, and absolutely no wellness bullshit.
currently: tea, a to-do list I'm ignoring, and pumpkins
YOU DON'T NEED A NEW LIFE. YOU PROBABLY JUST NEED A REVAMP.
I'm Amy. I've just turned 40, I own too many mugs, and I've stopped waiting for the "perfect fresh start" that never comes. This is where I write about slowing down, feeling better in my own skin, making my home somewhere I actually want to be — and occasionally buying things on Amazon at 11pm so you don't have to research them yourself.
MORE ABOUT ME →FRESH OFF THE PAGE
Latest from Amy Revamp
REAL LIFE
How I’m Trying to Slow the Fuck Down
Not by moving to a cottage and making my own soap. Let’s be realistic.
15 September 2026 · 5 min read
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Things I’m Learning About Turning 40
Apparently I care less, moisturise more, and can no longer tolerate a bad pillow.
11 September 2026 · 7 min read
READ MORE →HOME & LIFESTYLE
Botanical Autumn Tea Ideas
Cosy cups, good mugs and no requirement to become a woodland witch.
8 September 2026 · 4 min read
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REVAMP YOUR LIFE
What I’m Changing This Month
Fewer tabs. Earlier nights. A ruthless approach to the mystery drawer.
4 September 2026 · 4 min read
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THE COLUMN
Life Lately
What's actually going on — unfiltered, occasionally unhinged.
SHOPPING, SORTED
Amy's Finds
Things I've bought, loved or researched into the ground.
WELLNESS, BUT HONEST
WTF is wellness, anyway?
Not green juice at 5am. Not a £200 morning routine. Just small things that make real life feel a bit better.
CURATED BY AMY
Collections I'm obsessed with
5 Pretty Halloween Pumpkins
The ones that say Halloween without making your sitting room look like a supermarket aisle exploded.
Cosy Autumn Finds
Small things that make dark afternoons, tea breaks and the sofa significantly better.
Things I Didn’t Know I Needed
Highly specific little discoveries that have somehow become part of the furniture.
THINGS I'M CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH
This week's finds
COSY LIVING
Speckled Botanical Tea Mug
A properly substantial mug that makes an ordinary tea feel intentional.
HALLOWEEN
Black & White Harlequin Pumpkin
Halloween, but make it live happily with the rest of the room.
HOME
Amber Reading Lamp
The fastest way I know to make a room feel less like an interrogation suite.
ORGANISATION
The Drawer-Taming Organiser
For the cables, batteries and tiny objects currently running an underground society.